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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin  
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin
I  
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?  
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I  
I'm Tripping on Lactic Acid.
420  
420
If God dropped acid, would he see people?  
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.  
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?  
If I get you advantage, can I take drunk of you?
A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!  
A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!
If you can remember Woodstock, then you weren  
If you can remember Woodstock, then you weren't there
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!  
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
If you drink like a fish - swim, don  
If you drink like a fish - swim, don't drive
And on the 8th day, God sobered up!  
And on the 8th day, God sobered up!
If You Drink Like A Fish Swim, Don  
If You Drink Like A Fish Swim, Don't Drive
Another dopeless hope fiend!  
Another dopeless hope fiend!
If you drink, don  
If you drink, don't park Accidents cause people
Are you stoned or just stupid?  
Are you stoned or just stupid?
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!  
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
BARTENDERS DO IT ON THE ROCKS  
BARTENDERS DO IT ON THE ROCKS
Instant idiot Just add alcohol  
Instant idiot Just add alcohol
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss  
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss
Just doob it  
Just doob it
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder  
Beauty is in the eye Of the beer holder
KISS MY CHAIN SMOKING ASS  
KISS MY CHAIN SMOKING ASS
BEER: Helping the ugly get laid since... FOREVER!  
BEER: Helping the ugly get laid since... FOREVER!
Marijuana is nature  
Marijuana is nature's way of saying HIGH
BEER: It  
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
My Aunt Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Aunt Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
BEER: It  
BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
My Dad Was Killed By a Drunk Driver  
My Dad Was Killed By a Drunk Driver
But why is the rum gone?  
But why is the rum gone?
My Daughter Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Daughter Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Chile Addict  
Chile Addict
My drinking team has a bowling problem.  
My drinking team has a bowling problem.
Clinton Should Have Inhaled  
Clinton Should Have Inhaled
My Father Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Father Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Conserve Water Drink Wine  
Conserve Water Drink Wine
My Friend Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Friend Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Daddy drinks because you cry  
Daddy drinks because you cry
My Grandfather Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Grandfather Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers.  
DAMM: Drunks against Mad Mothers.
My Grandmother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Grandmother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Denial Works For Me  
Denial Works For Me
My honor student can drink yours under the table!  
My honor student can drink yours under the table!
Don  
Don't Blame Me . . . I was blotto on election day
my mommy  
my mommy's crack cocaine is better than your mommy's crack cocaine
Don  
Don't Blame Me... I was in a drunken stupor on election day
My Mother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Mother Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't Drink and Drive Smoke and fly!
My Son Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Son Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and drop your beer!
My Uncle Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.  
My Uncle Was Killed By a Drunk Driver.
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink!
No Amount of Liquor Will Get You Into My Genes  
No Amount of Liquor Will Get You Into My Genes
Don  
Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M.  
Nobody is ugly after 2 A.M.
Don  
Don't Drive Drunk
Only Users Lose Drugs  
Only Users Lose Drugs
Dopeless Sex Fiend  
Dopeless Sex Fiend
Reality is a crutch for people who can  
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs
Drink your beer... There are starving drunks in Ethiopia  
Drink your beer... There are starving drunks in Ethiopia
Reality is a crutch for people who can  
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Drugs Suck A Lot  
Drugs Suck A Lot
Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.  
Reality is an illusion caused by the lack of alcohol.
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement  
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement
Rehab Is For Quitters  
Rehab Is For Quitters
Gimme another beer, you  
Gimme another beer, you're still ugly!
REHAB Is for Quitters  
REHAB Is for Quitters
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.  
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Rehab is for quitters  
Rehab is for quitters
Grow your own dope Plant a man  
Grow your own dope Plant a man
ROOT BEER WHAT A CRUEL JOKE...  
ROOT BEER WHAT A CRUEL JOKE...
Help! I  
Help! I've tripped and I can't come down!
Saturday has a morning?  
Saturday has a morning?
HEMP IS A PLANT BUSH IS A DOPE  
HEMP IS A PLANT BUSH IS A DOPE
Second-Hand Smoke Kills I  
Second-Hand Smoke Kills I'm Counting On It
HOW  
HOW'S MY DRIVING? CALL 1-800-22-DRUNK
She was only a moonshiner  
She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still
Hugs For Drugs  
Hugs For Drugs
Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.  
Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.
HUGS NOT DRUGS  
HUGS NOT DRUGS
Support wildlife, throw a party!  
Support wildlife, throw a party!
I ain  
I ain't smoking no beer occifer
Take Me Drunk, I  
Take Me Drunk, I'm Home
I am not an Alcoholic, I  
I am not an Alcoholic, I'm a Drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Taking a Trip Not Taking a Trip!  
Taking a Trip Not Taking a Trip!
I don  
I don't do drugs anymore. I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
Thank You For Smoking Pot  
Thank You For Smoking Pot
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life  
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
That  
That's it? That's all LSD does? Stupid Hippies!
I have a drinking problem - I can  
I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
The closest I ever got to 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content  
The closest I ever got to 4.0 in college was my blood alchohol content
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.  
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.  
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.  
I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
the liver is evil it must be punished  
the liver is evil it must be punished
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY  
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY
There  
There's too much blood in my alcohol system.
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY IT  
I LOVE MY ALCOHOLIC FAMILY IT'S THEIR AA PROGRAM THAT I HATE
Time isn  
Time isn't wasted if you're wasted all the time!
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn  
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
To you it  
To you it's a 6 pack To me its a support group
I said  
I said 'no' to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
When No Longer Able to Sit Up and Drink Beer Please Remove Feeding Tube  
When No Longer Able to Sit Up and Drink Beer Please Remove Feeding Tube
I  
I'm as jober as a sudge
You  
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on
I  
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
Zero to naked in 5.1 beers.  
Zero to naked in 5.1 beers.

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