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"Mosey" is Not a Speed...
I don't brake.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it, call a cop!
A Prius Mind in a Hummer World
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Am I Driving Too Slow? CALL 1-800-EAT-SHIT
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
Are you as close to Jesus as you are to my bumper?
I might be driving slowly, but I'm still in front of you.
Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive that way?
I Stop for Red Lights
Are you trying to sniff my butt? BACK OFF!!!
I Swerve to Hit People at Random!
As a matter of fact, I do own the road
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
BACK OFF
I want to die in my sleep like my grandmother Not screaming in terror like her passengers
BACK OFF !!!! I RECEIVED AN "A" IN ROAD RAGE
I'm just driving this way to piss you off
Back off I'm a Postal worker
I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
Back Off Or I Will Flush
I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
BACK OFF! I Don't Run Yellow Lights
I'm not driving fast Just flying low
Back off! I'm not that kind of car.
I'm Not Lost I'm Exploring
Bad Ass Ladies Don't Drive Mercedes!
I'm not speeding I'm qualifying
Bad Cop No Doughnuts
I'm not speeding. I'm just qualifying.
BEND OVER I'LL DRIVE
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!
Bet Jesus Didn't Talk on His Cellphone While He Drove
If I Lived Here I'd Be Home By Now
Bettcha Wish Your Girlfriend Was as Dirty as This Car
If it's a Centerline Why do I Have to Drive On One Side?
Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you from your car
If That Phone Was Stuck Up Your A** Would You Drive Any Better?
CAUTION Driver is Psycho
If That Phone Was Stuck Up Your Ass Would You Drive Any Better?
CAUTION DRIVER SINGING
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
Caution I swerve to hit cars at random
If You Are Going to Tailgate PARK FIRST!
CAUTION! Driver just doesn't give a shit anymore!
If you are psychic, think 'HONK'
CAUTION! I brake for tailgaters
If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you
CAUTION! I drive just like you!
If you can read this I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Caution! Will brake for tailgaters
If you can read this I'm not going fast enough.
CAUTION: DRIVER HAS ISSUES
If you can read this I've lost my trailer
CAUTION: Teenager has keys and wants to use them!
If you can read this There's someone in front of me
Clear the road, I am SIXTEEN!
If You Can Read This You Are Probably Speeding
Come closer and tell me about it!
If you can read this, I can stop suddenly and sue you!
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
Cover me! I'm changing lanes
If you can read this, thank your teacher
Did you check if your horn works?
If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
Do you think you could drive any better with that car phone stuck up your BUTT?
If you can read this, you are inquisitive
Don't Drive on my Ass, and You'll Save Lots of Gas
If you can read this, you are too close!
Don't follow me, I'm lost!
If you can read this, you're driving too close
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
If you can't see my mirrors, it means I've hit another cyclist
Don't hit me My lawyer's in jail
If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk
Don't hit me My lawyer's in jail
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Don't Laugh, It's Paid For
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Don't like my driving... Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
If you don't like the way I'm driving, You come and get these handcuffs off!
Don't like my driving? Then QUIT watching me.
If you get any closer, you'd better have a condom
Don't make me come back there and smack you with my bumper
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi!
Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker
IF YOU RIDE MY ASS You Better Be Pulling My Hair
Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
If you think I'm a lousy driver Wait until you see me putt
DRIVE CLOSER I need a new car
If your bumper sticker wasn't so damned small, I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!
Drive defensively Buy a tank
In a few years I'll be tall enough to see over the wheel.
Drive It Like You Stole It!
It's not my fault I'm the only one in the world who knows how to drive right
Driver naked from the waist down
Judgement Day is Near Even Nearer if I Slam on My Brakes
Drivers Like You Are Why They Make Uzis
Keep honking, I'm deaf!
Ever had a loaded weapon pointed at you? Keep honking.
Keep Honking, I'm Reloading
Ever seen an UZI fired from a car window?
My Broom Stick Gets 25 MPG... 28 in a Rain Forest
Follow your dreams, not me
My car does all the driving I just sit in here
Forget About World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
My Hummer Can Crush Your Prius
Forget About World Peace Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
My job drives me to drink. If it wasn't for that, I'd QUIT!
Friends Don't Let Friends Apex Early
My Lug Nuts Require More Torque Than Your Honda Generates
Get in - buckle up - shut up - and hold on!
My Prius Accelerates Faster Than Your SUV
Get off my ass before I start to like it!
My SUV gets 25 MPG 28 in a Rainforest
Get off my tail or I'll flick boogers on your windshield!
My Wife's Other Car Is A Broom!
Give Me Some Space BACK OFF!
Never drive faster than your Guardian Angel can fly
Go ahead and honk I'm reloading!
Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger please.
Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light.
Next time, why don't you try waving with all your fingers.
Hang Up And Drive!
Nice Cell Phone Hope It Gives You a Brain Tumor
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Nice front bumper you've got there Shame if something happened to it...
Hello officer Put it on my tab
Officer, will this sticker saying SUPPORT LAW ENFORCEMENT stop you from giving me a ticket?
Hey jerk! You are driving a car, not a phone booth
On the New Jersey Turnpike, NO ONE can hear you scream!
Hey You Butt Sniffing Pervert... BACK OFF!!!
Pardon my driving, I'm reloading.
High beams were made to piss people off
Park Elsewhere Stupidity is not a Handicap
Honk all you want. I'm deaf!
PASS WITH CARE Driver Chewing Tobbaco
Honk If ... You Speak English
Please do not honk. Driver trying to sleep.
HONK IF ... You Speak English
Please! One traffic violation at a time
Honk if anything falls off
Prevent death on the road Drive on the pavement
HONK If Parts Fall Off
Put Down That Cell Phone And Drive!
HONK if The Bitch Fell Off
Real Chicks Drive Sticks
HONK If You Are Elvis
Really want to eat my bumper for dessert?... My brakes will help you!
Honk If You Are God
Road Rage Really Pisses Me Off
HONK IF YOU ARE ILLITERATE
SHORT, BALD, & UGLY AND I'M IN FRONT OF YOU
Honk If You Are Just A Honker.
SMILE!!! You're on Radar...
Honk if you don't have a horn
So many pedestrians. So little time!
Honk If You Got It Last Night
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car
Honk if you hate living
Sona si latine loqueris
Honk If You Hate Noise Pollution
Ssshhhh! Driver Asleep
Honk if you like peace and quiet
STOP - Squeal Tires On Pavement
Honk if you love cheese
Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
Honk if You Love Cheese Heads
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
Honk If You Love God!
Stop reading this bumper sticker and watch the road!!!
Honk if you love Isis
Stop signs with white borders are optional
HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS
STUDENT DRIVER
Honk if you love me
Student Driver Parent Impaled on Front Bumper
Honk If You Love Peace & Quiet
Stupidity is not a handicap Park elsewhere!
Honk if you love peace and quiet
Support your State Troopers Drive Really Fast
HONK If You Love Peace And Quiet
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire
Honk if you see something fall off
The kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere!
Honk if you Tonky
The Smaller the Mind The Bigger the SUV
Honk If You Want To See My Finger.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Honk If You're Co-Dependent!
Think Globally Park Somewhere Else
Honk If You're Horny!
Too Close For Missles Switching to Guns
Honk If You're Illiterate!
Traffic Camera$ are for Your $afety
Honk if you're not wearing underwear!
Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
WARNING DRIVER FLUNKED ANGER MANAGEMENT
Honk if... You Love Silence
WARNING Driver More Stubborn Than Their Teenager
Honk if... You Want a Brake Check
WARNING RECEIVED AN "A" IN ROAD RAGE
Honk if... You want me to slow up some more
Warning Rice Krispies in control of driver
Honky if you Tonky
Warning Tailgaters Driver Chews Tobacco
Horn Broken Watch For Finger
Warning! I intentionally run over small, furry animals.
Horn broken Watch for finger
Watch out for the idiot behind me
Horn not working, Watch for hand signals
WE'VE TRAVELED TO ALL 50 STATES
How is My Driving? Call My Dad (999) 555-1212
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T
Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
How's my driving?.. Pray!
Wizard Wagon Tailgaters will be toad!
I am driving this way because I want to PISS YOU OFF!
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
I am NOT Waving It's The Finger!
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason
You Tailgate -- I Flush
I brake for tailgaters. Hard.
You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
I brake for... wait... AAAH!... NO BRAKES!!!
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
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