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5 days a week my body is a temple The other two, it  
5 days a week my body is a temple The other two, it's an amusement park
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?  
If one synchronized swimmer drowns Do the rest have to drown too?
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose  
A closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?  
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak  
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?  
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
A synonym is a word you use if you can  
A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one
If there is a tourist season, why can  
If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar says WTF  
After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar says WTF
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?  
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say?
All generalizations are false  
All generalizations are false
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?  
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand  
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand
If you drink, don  
If you drink, don't park Accidents cause people
Always Avoid Alliterations  
Always Avoid Alliterations
If you lived in your car, you  
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now!
Anarchists of the world unite!  
Anarchists of the world unite!
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?  
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Anarchy, No rules - OK?  
Anarchy, No rules - OK?
If you  
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate
And, whose cruel idea was it for the word  
And, whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have a 'S' in it?
IF, a two letter word for futility  
IF, a two letter word for futility
Another dopeless hope fiend!  
Another dopeless hope fiend!
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers...  
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers...
Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined  
Anyone who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined
Impotence: Nature  
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'
Arsonists of the world Ignite!  
Arsonists of the world Ignite!
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday  
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust Life is Too Short, So PARTY We Must!  
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust Life is Too Short, So PARTY We Must!
Insanity Is Hereditary You Inherit It From Your Children  
Insanity Is Hereditary You Inherit It From Your Children
Ask me about my vow of silence  
Ask me about my vow of silence
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?  
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
Assassins do it from behind!  
Assassins do it from behind!
Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?  
Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria?
Atheism is a non-prophet organization  
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Is Voodoo Acupuncture Redundant?  
Is Voodoo Acupuncture Redundant?
Be kind to animals Hug a Wrestler  
Be kind to animals Hug a Wrestler
Isis Astarte Diana Hecate Demeter Kali Inanna  
Isis Astarte Diana Hecate Demeter Kali Inanna
Bitch on Board  
Bitch on Board
Isis, Isis, Ra Ra Ra  
Isis, Isis, Ra Ra Ra
Change is inevitable Except from a vending machine  
Change is inevitable Except from a vending machine
It  
It's Not Who You Know It's Whom You Know
Choose Pour Instead of Poor  
Choose Pour Instead of Poor
Jesus Killed My Gay Baby Whale  
Jesus Killed My Gay Baby Whale
Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil  
Constipated mathematicians have to work it out with a pencil
JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE SUCK  
JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE SUCK
Constipated people don  
Constipated people don't give a crap
Just doob it  
Just doob it
Constipated People Don  
Constipated People Don't Give a Shit
KEEP YOUR DISSIDENCE  
KEEP YOUR DISSIDENCE
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion  
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion
LIFE IS RASPICULAR  
LIFE IS RASPICULAR
Corduroy pillows: They  
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Living in the Past Lane  
Living in the Past Lane
Cracker Jacks must be in the license business again  
Cracker Jacks must be in the license business again
Lord of the Wheels  
Lord of the Wheels
Criminal Lawyer is redundant  
Criminal Lawyer is redundant
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools  
LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools
Crush Me, Squeeze Me, Make Me Wine  
Crush Me, Squeeze Me, Make Me Wine
MANURE HAPPENS  
MANURE HAPPENS
Defecation Eventuates  
Defecation Eventuates
May You Live In Interesting Times  
May You Live In Interesting Times
Deja voulez vous: the sense you  
Deja voulez vous: the sense you've mistakenly propositioned the same person twice
Modestly Arrogant  
Modestly Arrogant
Denial Is A River In Egypt  
Denial Is A River In Egypt
More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I  
More hay, Trigger? No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?  
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Musicians Duet Better  
Musicians Duet Better
Despite the cost of living, it  
Despite the cost of living, it's still popular
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours  
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours
Diarrhoea is inherited It runs in your jeans!  
Diarrhoea is inherited It runs in your jeans!
My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment  
My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment
Dieted For a Month And All I Lost Was 30 Days.  
Dieted For a Month And All I Lost Was 30 Days.
My karma ran over my dogma  
My karma ran over my dogma
Dijon Vu The same mustard as before  
Dijon Vu The same mustard as before
My karma ran over your dogma!  
My karma ran over your dogma!
Dijon vu! - the same mustard as before.  
Dijon vu! - the same mustard as before.
My Life Is Based On A True Story  
My Life Is Based On A True Story
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?  
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips  
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?  
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
My reality check bounced!  
My reality check bounced!
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)  
Mystery readers are never clueless (after chapter one)
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Necrophilia is dead  
Necrophilia is dead
Don  
Don't call me infantile you stinkybutt poophead
Never knock on Death  
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.
Don  
Don't just do something Sit there!
Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women  
Nine out of ten men who have tried camels prefer women
Dopeless Sex Fiend  
Dopeless Sex Fiend
No job too easy - No fee too large Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain  
No job too easy - No fee too large Dragons Rescued - Virgins Slain
DRINK APPLE JUICE OJ KILLS  
DRINK APPLE JUICE OJ KILLS
No Shirt - No Service (Men) No Shirt - Free!!! (Women)  
No Shirt - No Service (Men) No Shirt - Free!!! (Women)
Dyslexics of the World, Untie!  
Dyslexics of the World, Untie!
Nonconformists are all alike  
Nonconformists are all alike
DYSLEXIS OF THE WORLD -- UNTIE!  
DYSLEXIS OF THE WORLD -- UNTIE!
Nonconformists of the world unite!  
Nonconformists of the world unite!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.  
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Not afraid of heights Afraid of widths  
Not afraid of heights Afraid of widths
Faster Than a Speeding Ticket  
Faster Than a Speeding Ticket
NOW & ZEN  
NOW & ZEN
Fit Happens  
Fit Happens
Now that you  
Now that you're after me Wanna get married?
Flies spread disease Keep yours zipped  
Flies spread disease Keep yours zipped
Nuke the Gay Whales  
Nuke the Gay Whales
Forbidden fruits create many jams  
Forbidden fruits create many jams
Oh sure. But what  
Oh sure. But what's the speed of dark?
Forget Love I want to fall in Chocolate  
Forget Love I want to fall in Chocolate
OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?  
OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Frankly Scallop I Don  
Frankly Scallop I Don't Give a Clam
On the other hand, you have different fingers  
On the other hand, you have different fingers
FREE TIBET! with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink  
FREE TIBET! with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink
Only Users Lose Drugs  
Only Users Lose Drugs
Funkin Gonuts  
Funkin Gonuts
Pajama  
Pajama'Hadeen
Funkin Gonuts  
Funkin Gonuts
Pavlov: Name ring a bell?  
Pavlov: Name ring a bell?
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement  
Get stoned - Drink liquid cement
Practice Senseless Acts of Randomness  
Practice Senseless Acts of Randomness
Give me ambiguity Or give me something else  
Give me ambiguity Or give me something else
Pro-Choice On Capital Punishment  
Pro-Choice On Capital Punishment
Happiness Can  
Happiness Can't Buy Money
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!  
Procrastinators Unite... Tomorrow!
Have a Buddhaful Day  
Have a Buddhaful Day
Proofread carefully, to see if you any words out  
Proofread carefully, to see if you any words out
Have a Rice Day  
Have a Rice Day
PsyChick  
PsyChick
He who hesitates pisses off everyone behind him  
He who hesitates pisses off everyone behind him
Radioactive cats have 9 half-lives  
Radioactive cats have 9 half-lives
He who laughs last Thinks slowest!  
He who laughs last Thinks slowest!
Rehab is for quitters  
Rehab is for quitters
Help beautify our dumps Throw away something pretty  
Help beautify our dumps Throw away something pretty
Reincarnation is making a comeback!  
Reincarnation is making a comeback!
Help wanted: Telepath ... you know where to apply  
Help wanted: Telepath ... you know where to apply
Save a human Eat a cannibal  
Save a human Eat a cannibal
Honk if you Tonky  
Honk if you Tonky
Save the whales! Collect the whole set  
Save the whales! Collect the whole set
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?  
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes  
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met  
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
Smuck Fog!  
Smuck Fog!
I can handle pain until it hurts  
I can handle pain until it hurts
So many bad ideas So little time...  
So many bad ideas So little time...
I CAYMEN WENT  
I CAYMEN WENT
Stamp out global whining  
Stamp out global whining
I don  
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
Stop Plate Tectonics!  
Stop Plate Tectonics!
I Flew the plane And the plane won  
I Flew the plane And the plane won
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm  
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
I fought the lawn and the lawn won  
I fought the lawn and the lawn won
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.  
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck  
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
Support the National Waffle Association  
Support the National Waffle Association
I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!  
I get plenty of exercise just pushing my luck!
TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN  
TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
I got leid in Hawaii  
I got leid in Hawaii
This place is nucking futs  
This place is nucking futs
I have high friends in places  
I have high friends in places
THNIK  
THNIK
I is a college student  
I is a college student
Today  
Today's subliminal message is: ( )
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?  
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Vacuuming Sucks  
Vacuuming Sucks
I Owe, I Owe So Off To Work I Go  
I Owe, I Owe So Off To Work I Go
Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other exotic words)  
Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other exotic words)
I Support the Right to Arm Bears  
I Support the Right to Arm Bears
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?  
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped  
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!  
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
I Used To Be Dyslexic But I  
I Used To Be Dyslexic But I'm KO Now
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?  
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I  
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure
What happens when none of your bees wax?  
What happens when none of your bees wax?
I was uncool Before uncool was cool  
I was uncool Before uncool was cool
What is a  
What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.  
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
What  
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I would rather lose a minute of my life then my life in a minute.  
I would rather lose a minute of my life then my life in a minute.
When everything  
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I  
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
When I want your opinion, I  
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
I  
I'm Dyslexic I Only Drink in Bras
When I  
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
I  
I'm for Celibacy in Moderation
When there  
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
I  
I'm Having a Bad Bald Day
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...  
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I  
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?!  
Where are we going? And what am I doing in this handbasket?!
I  
I'm not a complete idiot Some parts are missing
Why do they call apartments  
Why do they call apartments 'apartments' when they are built together?
I  
I'm objective I object to everything
Why is it called tourist season if we can  
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I  
I'm Pro Accordion And I Vote
Wills are a Dead Giveaway  
Wills are a Dead Giveaway
I  
I'm Tripping on Lactic Acid.
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum  
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?  
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
www.sex@myplace.now  
www.sex@myplace.now
If a woman wants to learn to drive, don  
If a woman wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way
XXX the censors!  
XXX the censors!
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?  
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool  
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?  
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
You non-conformists are all the same  
You non-conformists are all the same
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?  
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
You nonconformists are all the same  
You nonconformists are all the same
If it  
If it's tourist season then why can't we shoot them?
You Say Tomato I Say Fuck You  
You Say Tomato I Say Fuck You
If Jimmy cracks corn but nobody cares, why does he still do it?  
If Jimmy cracks corn but nobody cares, why does he still do it?
You! Out of the Gene Pool!  
You! Out of the Gene Pool!
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws  
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!  
Your gene pool needs a little chlorine!

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